About me - Who am I?

Here, you’ll find semi-true stories, exaggerated survival guides, and a shared sense of humor about navigating food restrictions. Some names, places, and questionable menu items have been altered—not to protect me, but to protect the people who still think I can “just have a little bit.”

So pull up a chair (but don’t expect much on your plate), and let’s laugh through the absurdity together.